
Oh baby. I don't know about y'all, but never have I been more ready for football. After the insanity that has been 2020, I literally cannot contain my eagerness to shovel junk food into my face whilst staring at a TV screen where superhuman men beat each other senseless for the sole purpose of accumulating imaginary points for my personal gratification and glory. Somehow, THAT's going to be the most normal part of the year, and I'm friggin pumped!
We've already read Adam's Draft Recap, which was well argued and indeed informative. But we know where the premium content comes from: my perennial favorite, the Draft Visual Recap. So enough with flowery words--it's time to post memes!
PRE-DRAFT

Me and Max answering the call

Griff getting the message late but finding an outfit in time.

then realizing he didn't have a suit handy to join in the fun.

How everyone else showed up.

Max naming our teams on the draft board with gems like Utah Jizz and Run Them Jews

Group speculation on whether Bernard, in fact, exists.

What was actually going on.
The Early Rounds

My reaction when Max told me he wouldn't have taken Lamar Jackson with his first two picks, meaning I could've taken my "one who got away" Michael Thomas AND gotten LJ on the turn.

Us watching, knowing he has CMC too.

Me snagging Golladay in the 4th
The Middle Rounds

Steve taking Leonard Fournette

Me officially losing my shit over this clusterfuck
The Late Rounds

Me drafting Blake Martinez
Post Draft
And that's the Draft Visual Recap. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did making it, which was extensively. Good luck this season. Until then, suck it bitches and I'll see ya in the playoffs!
